Mary makes movies!

No, not that kind you dumb pervert.

Over there ----> is my reel, made by hilarious weirdo Evan O' Television, because he is my friend and don't forget it.

Below is Meals with Mary, created with Julia Van Daam from Alpha Girl Films. She is talented and cheeky as all get-out.

And bottom right is Tea Time with Queen Dilly Dally, my most royal friend. We sing Judy Garland!

These are all pretty goddamn good, so you might as well watch if you like the finer things in life.